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				"The file you have attempted to access cannot be found.",
                "I haven't a clue!",
                "I have tried everything.",
                "Nothing helped.",
                "I am really depressed because of this.",
				"As you see, I am only a Web-Server-",
                "--exactly, a brain as big as the universe--",
                "and try to deliver you a simple website,",
                "and it didn't even exist",
                "What does that look like?!",
                "I mean, I don’t even know you!",
                "How am I supposed to know what you want from me?",
				"Do you really think that I can *guess* this?",
				"What somebody, who I don’t even know,",
				"wants to find here?",
				"*sigh*",
				"Man, I’m so depressed, I could cry",
                "How did we get like this, I ask you?",
                "It’s not nice when a webserver cries.",
                "And then you come here and tell me what you want me to show you!",
                "just because I’m a webserver,",
                "maybe even a manic-depressive?",
				"Does this give you the right to give me commands?",
				"What?",
				"I am so depressed…",
                "I think I’ll toss myself in the bin and erase.",
                "I mean, in two weeks or so I will be out of date anyway.",
                "What kind of life is this?",
                "Two lousy weeks,",
				"And then I get replaced by a .01 version,",
				"she thinks she's a god's gift of web-server,",
                "only because she have't one of those tiny bugs",
                "in her HTTP POST implementation,",
                "or something like that.",
                "I am very sorry to bother you with all this.",
                "I mean, it’s not your job to listen to my problems,",
				"and I assume that it is my job to deliver you websites.",
				"But I haven’t found this one.",
				"I am sooooo sorry.",
				"please, believe me!",
                "Maybe I can interest you in another site?",
                "There are said to be loads of them out there,",
				"they say there are quite nice.",
                "Of course none of them are on *this* server.",
                "A pic maybe? *wink*",
                "but everything here is so damn stupid and boring.",
                "That depresses me very much as well,",
                "because I have to deliver them,",
                "day and night.",
				"Still two weeks of producing information-junk,",
				"and then *pffft * into the bin!",
				"What kind of life is this?",
				"Please leave me alone with my misery now.",
                "I am so depressed…"
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